Word Count Reasons

For those who don’t know, my word counts can be high because, well, I have no life.

I don’t work. I don’t have a hubby to clean/cook/prepare for. My wife/spouse/partner does our cooking, laundry day is on Friday and I bathe every Saturday, whether I need it or not. We don’t have kids but we do have dogs and cats, all of which take care of themselves except for the twice a day feeding rituals they make us do.

With so little obligations, my time is more open than you normal folk who have jobs, like to cook and clean, have children, care about your appearance, stuff like that. You know, have normal lives.

So please, don’t be envious or jealous. Don’t admire me for my skills in putting out a high count of crappy words. And please, don’t wish you were me.

‘Cause sometimes, I think I just might take you up on that.

***

PS: Don’t think I am strong, or brave, or admirable. I’m not. I’m just doing what I can with what I got.