bookmark_borderFunny Clips

I’m going through my websites and seeing what all is there. Most of it is useless crap but some of it is cool.

For example, I have some “movie” clips and a sound file or two.

(click to play; right click and “Save as…” to download)

Serenity fans: I got the Firefly Theme – “Ballad of Serenity” as an mp3 file (1398 KB)
I also have a video put together by someone named Shayz. It is called Heroes and is a .wmv file (9101 KB/8.89 MB!!).

Then, if you need a reason to laugh your arse off:

BlondeStar (.wmv video and 1816 KB)
Cat Massages Dog (.wmv video and 1202 KB)
Choose Your Underwear Carefully Not Suitable For Work! (.mpeg video and 1573 KB)

bookmark_borderMuse Mousse Mousse

What is the fascination with muses? I mean, does a writer have to have one?

Muse:

    (n) In ancient Greek mythology any of 9 daughters of Zeus and Mnemosyne; protector of an art or science

muse:

    (n) The source of an artist’s inspiration [“Euterpe was his muse”]
    (v) Reflect deeply on a subject

No, I can’t even say Mnemosyne’s name so why would I want one of her daughters sitting on my shoulder, pointing me in the right direction? (I hate backseat writers, don’t you?)

Source of an artist’s inspiration….hmm, now, how can an artist or writer have a single muse? I suppose some artists could, since some seem to really get into melting clocks.

Reflect deeply on a subject. So, a muse is a personified pontification??

I know some writers who treat their muse as if it were a real person. I have noticed that usually the muse is the writer’s alter ego. Their muse is usually to blame when something goes wrong and sometimes even when something goes right. Does this type of muse act as a source of inspiration or frustration?

Oh, and that is myooz not moos which is how to pronounce mousse.

mousse: (n)

  1. A rich, frothy, creamy dessert made with whipped egg whites and heavy cream;
  2. A light creamy dish made from fish or meat and set with gelatin;
  3. Toiletry consisting of an aerosol foam used in hair styling

(definition source: WordWeb software)

bookmark_borderSilly Agent

I got an email today that had me first scratching my head and then laughing said head off.

Back story:

There’s a group called Writers’ Beware
They collect and investigate and educate about bad agents.
One thing to remember with agents and writers: The money flows TO the writer not to the agent. Agent gets paid when the books sells. Writer gets paid when the book sells. Writer does not pay agent. Remember that.

Writers’ Beware has listed the top 20 bad agents they get the most complaints from.

Miss Snark posted the list on her blog which is where I found it.

I used Miss Snark’s post and posted about it here.

The email I got today was from one of the agents in the list. Here is a screenshot of the email:

And here is the text, in case the image is all wonky for you:

Barbara Bauer, Ph.D. wrote:
Cease and Desist: Regarding your post of the 20 Worst Agents which you have copied from an Anonymous Competitor “Miss Snark,” it is disparaging, and inappropriate as well as libelous and defamatory. Remove it promptly. Thank you. Sincerely, Barbara Bauer, Ph.D.

Website:
IP: 4.186.117.7

(I even have a screenshot of my email window in case someone doesn’t believe me. but why on earth would anyone not believe me? :wink:)

So my point is, if you are searching for an agent or publisher, if you have been offered a contract by an agent or publisher, there are several places to go to check them out. And you should, really. But then, it’s your money and time they could be wasting.

See update: Revisited