Pope Psychobabble

The other day he pissed me off. Today he gave me reason to snort: Pope Appeals for Christian Unity.

Grant that we may be one flock and one shepherd. Do not allow your net to be torn, help us to be servants of unity
Pope Benedict XVI

Oh, sure, the Christians are gonna unify. We’ll unify just as soon as we all start being Christians to begin with and stop being Paulians.

I did get a giggle though when I read one of the headlines for a related story: Benedict XVI Installed as Pope. Does that mean his platform is Windoze or is he a Mac man? Under the start menu, where would he go? Under Accessories or Games? Would the icon be a ring or the papal hat?

(note: this is meant as no disrespect to those of the Catholic faith. This is more of a disrespect toward religion and its oxymorons and irony.)