Okay, I wrote this book, see. And I edited and rewrote it too.
Now I have to write a query letter telling how cool I am and why they should even consider looking at the synopsis.
Then I have to write that synopsis. Condense my book into one to two pages. Hell, if I could do that, I wouldn’t have written over 70K worth!
And here I thought my forehead would heal from all the editing.