Get this:
O’Neal Signs $100 Million, 5-year Deal With Miami
Shaq ain’t worth 100M. No sports player is. He ought to be ashamed. People across the world are starving, many of them children. The tsunami areas are still reeling, uncountable numbers are still homeless. And he is getting paid 100M to play a game that involves bouncing a ball and throwing it at a target.
And let’s not forget pole-mooning and crotch-thrusting Owens: Owens Staying in Camp Without New Deal. Mighty big of him, eh? He wants to rewrite his $48M+ contract.
The Packer’s Walker is wanting to redo his $7M+ contract.
I am feeling opinionated today. Old people are allowed to do that every once in a while.