I believe I am now officially Middle Age.
I had my first mammagram today.
You’d think that meant I got a bouquet or something but nooooo. I got my boobs squished.
It was not as bad as I thought but not as easy as I’d hoped. The woman doing the test was great. Gentle and joking yet still professional. We had a good laugh over gravity not always helping with her job.
I got big boobs. And while I’ve had them with me for the past 40 years (granted, in various sizes) I hadn’t a clue they could be squished that flat. Nor did I realize just how much there is there. Mammary tissue is also along the side, under and/or close to the arm pit. Especially so for big breasted women.
The good thing is since she had so much to work with, it was easier for her to get the material (for lack of a more civil word) up onto the platform. The process itself took perhaps 10 minutes, most likely less. However, I had a 1.5 hr wait. I hoofed it too and I am paying for that tonight. I’d not ‘warned’ them ahead of time so it is my fault. Anyway, she hefted the right one up on this small platform, had me twist and shift about, then she lowered this plastic piece that pressed down on the breast. She turned this little knob to tighten it. After that one, the machine was tilted at an angle and the booblet done again, this time however there was no platform to hold it up. This is when we had a good laugh. After yet more twisting and shifting about, we then repeated the process with the left breast.
So, women, if you are over 40, get one now. You need a baseline for later. It is not as bad as I thought. Lorna, who has smaller breasts, was the opposite from me and experienced pain. But they were looking for something and worked hard to make sure they had all of her ‘material’ in the picture.
If your insurance won’t cover one, check around your area. There will most certainly be some organization that offers free ones or lower cost ones.