What light through yonder window breaks…
Old Man Snyder’s gonna be mad
‘Cause the moon done went and broke his window.
He tol’ it not to be shooting moonbeams
That close to the house.
But it did and now look.
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Two little fishies in the tank
Two little fishies.
Take one out
Bury it in the toilet
One little fishy in the tank.
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My country ’tis of thee
Ruled by a Shrub
Who would be a tree
Of him I bitch.