From CripHumor:
(yesterday)
While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” she says, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case like this?”
“Well,” ponders the student, “I suppose I’d limp too.”
(today)
THE ADVANTAGES TO BEING MOBILITY IMPAIRED
– Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
– People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
– No one expects you to run into a burning building.
– Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
– In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.
– You get primo seating at music venues [except for Garth Brooks]
– Instead of running for your life you can now ‘Pun’ for your life < wordfoolery.com >[ mostly from Jest-A-Day Journal – http://jestaday.com ]