I was directed today to check out “Fake Gay News” which has an article on a new boutique in NYC that sells lingerie for butches. I about wet my pants laughing!
Store Carrying Lingerie for Butches has Grand Opening
by bad machine 08/17/2006NEW YORK, NY- A new concept store featuring lingerie for butches opened yesterday in Greenwich Village. Sandwiched between Victoria’s Secret and Ace Hardware, the store, I.C. London, is the first of its kind, carrying an exclusive line of intimate apparel for the butch woman.
“Until now, butches have had to either make do, or do without,†said I.C. London owner, Olivia “Ollie†Fangboner. “Men’s underwear doesn’t exactly cut it for many of us, traditional women’s panties don’t bring out our real selves. Bras with bows or lace? No thanks.â€
I.C. London’s product lines include mix n’ match intimates, underwear, and sleepwear, all designed and tailored for the distinctive tastes of today’s butch lesbian. Shoppers browsing the store’s ruggedly designed displays seemed pleased by the unique selections. One woman in a baseball cap and cargo shorts, who was there when the doors first opened, enthused, “I’ve never seen plaid flannel thongs. And look at these polo-collared chemises. This is probably the femmest thing I’ve ever said, but I’m getting one in every color.â€
Don’t read it whilst drinking any liquid ’cause chances are, it’ll wind up on your keyboard. Oh, and it could be considered NSFW.