Some dumbass rednecks (which are not to be confused with the generic redneck) in Georgia have claimed to have a dead body of Bigfoot in their freezer. In the press conference, held in California, not Georgia for some reason, they presented photos of the creature.
One was of it in a freezer. Another of it was of its mouth and tongue. And another was of some sort of brown thing walking in the Georgia forest.
Now, let’s say you have big news to share. You have an object that shouldn’t exist because, despite various claims that it does exist, no one has ever found one. You have found one at last. So say this object is huge (they say it is 7’7″ and about 500lbs) and you can’t just carry it with you as proof. Whatever does one do? One takes photos of it. LOTS of photos. After all, it’s lying still in your freezer so you can take a lot of different shots and angles. You are able to view the images on the computer and make sure they are not blurry, not over or under contrast/lighting, and definitely show what you say is proof. Right?
Unless you are two dumbass rednecks from Georgia. Then you have one photograph of the creature in the freezer and one over-bright out-of-focus photo of what they say is its mouth and tongue.
Riiiiight. And they want to be believed? Not gonna happen. In northern Georgia, they are near a lot of universities, including University of Tennessee at Knoxville which has a huge animal hospital as well as a large cadaver study department. No one from there was asked to examine the body. No one from Atlanta, a hot bed of genetic and scientific enterprises, was asked to examine the body or its DNA.
I don’t believe them for a moment. This is too big a deal to not ensure you have adequate proof. Unless you are a dumbass redneck from northern Georgia.
Linkages:
Wired News article – Bigfoot Hunters Fail to Produce Creature’s Corpse
Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization – Georgia Bigfoot Body Hoax