Authorities Overwhelmed
In an effort to overcome the continuing criticism that he is unsupportive and in fact dismissive of Israel, one of America’s closest allies today, President Bush, announced that he is converting to Judaism in the hope that this will demonstrate his affinity and empathy with the Israeli people.
Authorities have been unable to handle the millions of applicants who volunteered to be the mohel.
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Got my axe sharpened. Where do I sign up?