bookmark_borderUpgrade For the Toaster Oven

Nearly soaked my keyboard. Again.

From Fake Gay News:

Toaster Ovens Replaced by Newer Gadgets in Effort to Boost Lesbian Enrollment
by Mary Martin 08/22/2006

DALLAS, TX – The marketing material for new website www.tiredoftoasterovens.com says it all: “Do you regularly recruit women into the lesbian community? Are you tired of being rewarded with a lousy toaster oven for your efforts? Do you have an Internet connection? Then Tired of Toaster Ovens is here for you!”

Tired of Toaster Ovens is a new online store that features a wide variety of prizes for lesbians who recruit. The store was created after complaints from more technology-savvy lesbians, who were disappointed in receiving a toaster oven instead of something more contemporary.

“A toaster oven, for real? What about an IPod or a Blackberry? Now those are things I can really use,” said Tammy, a 22-year-old lesbian from New York.

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bookmark_borderMisc

Okay, here’s a headline written in bad taste and poor judgement.

Fla. Church Probes Priest Tied to Foley

Now, seriously, couldn’t they have used ‘investigated’ and ‘linked’?

Oct 21, 11:58 AM (ET)
By BRIAN SKOLOFF

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (AP) – The Archdiocese of Miami has asked priests at eight Florida churches to speak with parishioners about whether a retired Catholic priest accused of molesting former Rep. Mark Foley may have molested anyone else.

The archdiocese on Friday also barred the Rev. Anthony Mercieca from all church work while it investigates the allegations.

“Such behavior is morally reprehensible, canonically criminal and inexcusable,” the archdiocese said in a statement.

link to full article

Moral to this story? If you want justice for being molested by a priest, grow up to be a politician. Otherwise, your allegations are swept under the holy rug.

And the other news that got my attention:

Oct. Toll at 78 for U.S. Troops in Iraq
Oct 21, 2:37 PM (ET)

By SINAN SALAHEDDIN

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) – Three U.S. Marines were killed in combat Saturday in Anbar province, the military said, making October the deadliest month for American forces in Iraq this year. The deaths raised the October toll to 78, surpassing the previous high figure of 76 in April and making October – with more than a week left – on course to be the deadliest month for American service members in two years.

Also Saturday, a dozen mortars rained down on an outdoor market crowded with holiday shoppers, killing at least 18 people in a Shiite-dominated city that was the scene of a deadly market assault earlier this year, police said.

link to full article

Damn you, Bush.

bookmark_borderPETS Act

Got this link from my friend, Elena.

From the Human Society of the United States (HSUS):

The PETS Act requires local and state emergency preparedness authorities to include in their evacuation plans how they will accommodate household pets and service animals in case of a disaster. Local and state authorities must submit these plans in order to qualify for grants from the Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA).

Furthermore, the PETS Act:

* Grants FEMA the authority to assist states and local communities in developing disaster plans to accomodate people with pets and service animals.
* Authorizes federal funds to states to help pet-friendly emergency shelter facilities.
* Allows FEMA to provide assistance for individuals with pets and service animals, and the animals themselves following a major disaster.

In addition to the trauma experienced by evacuees who are forced to abandon their animal companions and the subsequent suffering the animals endure, there are serious health and safety risks to disaster areas that are exacerbated by the abandoning of pets. Many of these problems can be mitigated or eliminated simply through the proper planning and response.

link to article
link to HSUS info page

Linkage:

HSUS Disaster Center | Disaster Preparedness Resources
FEMA | Information for Pet Owners

bookmark_borderOdd?

Does anyone else think it odd that right after “Who’s Line is it Anyway” on ABC Family, they show the 700 Club??

Isn’t that like showing Lawrence Welk right after Rappers-R-Us on MTV??

bookmark_borderMore Than Just Funny

I was directed today to check out “Fake Gay News” which has an article on a new boutique in NYC that sells lingerie for butches. I about wet my pants laughing!

Store Carrying Lingerie for Butches has Grand Opening
by bad machine 08/17/2006

NEW YORK, NY- A new concept store featuring lingerie for butches opened yesterday in Greenwich Village. Sandwiched between Victoria’s Secret and Ace Hardware, the store, I.C. London, is the first of its kind, carrying an exclusive line of intimate apparel for the butch woman.

“Until now, butches have had to either make do, or do without,” said I.C. London owner, Olivia “Ollie” Fangboner. “Men’s underwear doesn’t exactly cut it for many of us, traditional women’s panties don’t bring out our real selves. Bras with bows or lace? No thanks.”

I.C. London’s product lines include mix n’ match intimates, underwear, and sleepwear, all designed and tailored for the distinctive tastes of today’s butch lesbian. Shoppers browsing the store’s ruggedly designed displays seemed pleased by the unique selections. One woman in a baseball cap and cargo shorts, who was there when the doors first opened, enthused, “I’ve never seen plaid flannel thongs. And look at these polo-collared chemises. This is probably the femmest thing I’ve ever said, but I’m getting one in every color.”

link to full article

Don’t read it whilst drinking any liquid ’cause chances are, it’ll wind up on your keyboard. Oh, and it could be considered NSFW.

bookmark_borderA Night of Many Words

I spent the day with Lorna and really didn’t get to work on the WIP until late today. Simple Sarah is now up to 22,187 which means I wrote 2069 words tonight. That is one word more than yesterday’s total.

I wrote a lot of dialogue. I still need to add in more scenery and setting and stuff. I need to put the reader there with the characters, not put the reader asleep.

bookmark_borderGimme a Break!

From APs Strange News via MyWay News:

Not It! Mass. Elementary School Bans Tag
Oct 18, 5:32 PM (ET)

ATTLEBORO, Mass. (AP) – Tag, you’re out! Officials at an elementary school south of Boston have banned kids from playing tag, touch football and any other unsupervised chase game during recess for fear they’ll get hurt and hold the school liable.

Recess is “a time when accidents can happen,” said Willett Elementary School Principal Gaylene Heppe, who approved the ban.

While there is no districtwide ban on contact sports during recess, local rules have been cropping up. Several school administrators around Attleboro, a city of about 45,000 residents, took aim at dodgeball a few years ago, saying it was exclusionary and dangerous.

Elementary schools in Cheyenne, Wyo., and Spokane, Wash., also recently banned tag during recess. A suburban Charleston, S.C., school outlawed all unsupervised contact sports.

“I think that it’s unfortunate that kids’ lives are micromanaged and there are social skills they’ll never develop on their own,” said Debbie Laferriere, who has two children at Willett, about 40 miles south of Boston. “Playing tag is just part of being a kid.”

Another Willett parent, Celeste D’Elia, said her son feels safer because of the rule. “I’ve witnessed enough near collisions,” she said.

link to article

Are they freakin’ serious? Whatever happened to learning cause and effect? You run in the playground, you’re gonna fall down or run into someone. Duh. The kids are all obese but we won’t let them exercise on their own ’cause we don’t want ’em hurt. How is supervision going to prevent injuries? Shouldn’t they already be under supervision on the playground? I know we were never out of sight of any teacher.

Part of the fun and joy of childhood is play. Rough play is normal and should be allowed to happen. We learn our limits that way. We gain a feeling of accomplishment because we did it ourselves. Playing house is safe and fun and imaginative, sure, but even the pinkest little girl will get tired of it by the time she is in 6th grade.

bookmark_borderDarwin’s Writing

Charles Darwin’s books are now available on-line.

From BBCNews:

Charles Darwin’s works go online

The complete works of one of history’s greatest scientists, Charles Darwin, are being published online.

The project run by Cambridge University has digitised some 50,000 pages of text and 40,000 images of original publications – all of it searchable.

Surfers with MP3 players can even access downloadable audio files.

The resource is aimed at serious scholars, but can be used by anyone with an interest in Darwin and his theory on the evolution of life.

“The idea is to make these important works as accessible as possible; some people can only get at Darwin that way,” said Dr John van Wyhe, the project’s director.

Dr van Wyhe has spent the past four years searching the globe for copies of Darwin’s own materials, and works written about the naturalist and his breakthrough ideas on natural selection.

The historian said he was inspired to build the library at darwin-online.org.uk when his own efforts to study Darwin while at university in Asia were frustrated.

“I wrote to lots of people all over the world to get hold of the texts for the project and I got a really positive reaction because they all liked the idea of there being one big collection,” he told BBC News.

link to full article

Linkage:

Wikipedia: Charles Darwin
The Complete Work of Charles Darwin website

And let’s not forget the Darwin Awards!

Wikipedia: Darwin Awards
Darwin Awards website

bookmark_borderWowzerz!

I did some writing today. Some patching and smoothing of where I’d pasted in that huge chunk o’ scenes the other day. Then I started filling in a few scenes and working on the few days between where the added in part ended and the stuff I had started.

Loe and behoeld, I got 2068 words today! Wow!

Simple Sarah is now at 20118.

I like it when the words just happen. They flow out, fitting together. I like that.

However, Lorna’s off tomorrow since I have an afternoon appointment (we are still down to one vehicle) so I don’t know if I will have a repeat of today’s success. We’ll see.

bookmark_borderBiosphere 2

How many of us remember the Biosphere 2 project way back in 1991? Anyway, one of the first team members has come out with a book and WiredNews has an interview with her.

Life Inside the Biosphere Bubble

By Erica Gies
02:00 AM Oct, 18, 2006

Jane Poynter entered the world’s first hermetically sealed, manufactured ecological system in 1991 with seven other people.

Biosphere 2 — the 3.15-acre, almost-airtight outpost in the Arizona desert that was to be their home for two years — proved impressively stable, although low oxygen levels and disappointing crop yields made survival a daily challenge. Eventually, pure oxygen had to be added to the system, and the team had to supplement its diet with food from an emergency stockpile stored before closure.

Throughout their stay, short tempers, depression and even the specter of insanity kept life interesting for the “biospherians.” In her new book, The Human Experiment: Two Years and Twenty Minutes Inside Biosphere 2, Poynter gives an insider’s view of the famous experiment. She spoke with Wired News about cult rumors, Biosphere 2’s unique usefulness to climatologists and her time inside the bubble.

(snip)

WN: Rumors of dodgy science plagued Biosphere 2 during your stay. In comparing the work your team accomplished to the later work of the Columbia University teams inside Biosphere 2, do you think the science your team did was less controlled?

Poynter: It was very different. What our team was doing was asking a very basic question: Does this even work? Can you take an essentially sealed container and put what we think are developed ecosystems inside this container and have it exist for a long period of time? And if something goes wrong, can we figure out what that something is, and can we fix it? That was really what we were asking in our two-year mission. That was a very different charter than Columbia had (when the Biosphere 2 project was turned over to it in 1995)…. They were then using this thing that we had built to answer very specific questions about how corals react to elevated carbon dioxide, for instance. So it’s a very different kind of science. Initially, honestly, to a large degree, it was almost an engineering project, and we were answering the question: Does it work?

(snip)

[in answering another question] And things happen faster in closed systems. Outside, you’re at the mercy of this huge atmosphere that we have out here, so in order to experiment with elevated CO2 either you have to wait for it to actually go up in this giant atmosphere, or you have to build these things where you try to force CO2 over the top of the plants and that kind of thing. Whereas in Biosphere 2 the atmosphere is so tiny you can track how things move through the atmosphere, through the soil, through the plants — you can track the atoms and the molecules through the system very rapidly. And that’s why Columbia University was so into it.

link to article
text in brackets [ ] are mine, not the author of the article

Oh, and Biosphere 1 is Earth itself.

I find this all interesting as it fits into the theme/plot of my WIP “Centric“. I write scenes for it whenever I feel insprired enough. I need to get more serious about it, ya know?

Linkage:

WiredNews: 10 Lessons from Biosphere 2
Wikipedia: Biosphere 2 | Jane Poynter
The book “The Human Experiment: Two Years and Twenty Minutes Inside Biosphere 2″
Biospherics.org